The Mom Thing

"The Mom Thing" is one of Sam and Lonnie's notes to each other. In it, the two discuss their relationships with their respective mothers.

Transcript
[Lonnie's writing is bolded.]

''Hey Lonnie, sorry my mom was such a bitch last night. She's hardly ever around since her forest is like an hour away and then when she is home she takes it out on you, like because you're not a member of the family she knows you won't call her on it, and I'm sorry.''

'Ha ha, it's okay I know she's just jealous of our cool and freewheeling lifestyles. I feel sorry for you. I'm lucky my mom lives in Florida. You have to have a mom EVERY DAY.'

''Sorry, I didn't mean to bring up the mom thing like that. I know, I shouldn't complain.''

'No I'm being serious. My mom is a psycho Christian and her new husband ("Don") is a complete tool. Living in Florida with him is her eternal punishment in my mind.'

''So... you wouldn't rather live with your mom in Florida?''

NO

Location
The note is found in a folder on a small table in the hallway outside the dining room.

''Note: Closing the folder results in the player being unable to open it again and read the note, even though the prompts switch correctly between "Open folder" and "Close folder". This may be due to the examine-able TV listing for Inside Edition being hidden underneath.''