Two Cats on a Motorcycle

"Two Cats on a Motorcycle" is one of Sam and Lonnie's notes.

Transcript
Lonnie's writing is bolded.

Page 1 of 2
Hi Lonnie.

''I wrote this in first period and left it in your locker on the way to second. It's what all the COOL KIDS are doing, I've decided. Write me back. Also, here's an idea for something to draw: TWO CATS ON A MOTORCYCLE .''

'Hey this is a good idea. What all the cool kids are atually doing is sending each other pages in their beepers. But we're cooler than them because guess what. They can't put this on a beeper.'

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Your drawing of cats was SO GOOD that I added a background to make it even better.

Maybe I should just stick to writing though

'ha ha I like it. How did you know they were about to be abducted by aliens? I'm looking at Mr. Pfish right now. I feel like he would probably have lots of cats. Also like his secret shame is he watches 90210 religiously. I'll ask him about it after class.'

He said he doesn't have cats and also that he's never watched 90210 but i could see in his eyes he was lying

Trivia

 * Lonnie references the real-life television series Beverly Hills, 90210, a teen drama that ran for ten seasons from 1990 to 2000.
 * Page 1 of the letter makes an unlikely appearance in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, in the basement under the staircase to the boss's office.